The instant I found the package at my door I went upstairs and tore into it. I took out the Colt Shower Shot Spraying Water Dong and examined it. It came with three very simple parts, just the dong, a metal hose, and washers, as well as very simple instructions. The instructions simply read: “unscrew shower head. Add washers to prevent water leak and screw in hose.”

Excited, I took it into the bathroom for further examination. I noticed that the dong itself has holes not only in the tip but all along the sides of it as well. I followed the directions and had the Shower Shot installed in under a minute. It helped that I already have a detachable shower head, so all I had to do was unscrew that hose, attach the washer to the dong’s hose, attach the hose, and attach the dong, and voila! It was incredibly easy to do and took no time at all.

I turned on the shower and watched as water shot out in all directions from the dong. I felt a little intimidated, but only because, despite being a long-time anal practitioner and advocate I had never experienced an enema before, which is what I bought this dong specifically for. I was so excited, however, that I just had to try it out right away! I emptied myself before hand to make the job of the enema much easier and then got down to work.

The box claims that the dong itself is 6.5” long, though the insertable part is about 4.5” of the length, the rest is a ribbed handle and where the dong screws into the hose. I lubed myself and the dong up with spit before inserting it. It is about an average width, and not terribly long, but an average size for most butt plugs, so it was easy to get inside without much trouble.

I adjusted the water to a lukewarm setting and turned on the shower. I felt the water rushing into me and filling me up, which was definitely a new sensation but not unpleasant. The dong did leak a little because of the way it is designed, with all the holes on the sides, and I hadn’t gotten it in the entire way, there was maybe a 1/4 of an inch still out, which was enough for the water to leak out. However, the water which leaked out was not filthy in any way (I checked) and it was not a huge deterrent for me either. [Editor's note: this toy is jelly and cannot be sterilized- don't share!]

The water ran for about ten to fifteen seconds before I turned it off, slipping the toy out of me and clenching my sphincter muscles so that none of the water would come out as I moved from the bathtub to the toilet. I waited a little bit before releasing the water, but once I did I felt incredibly fresh and clean.

This is a device I am going to use again and again, potentially as part of a daily cleaning ritual. I plan on writing a follow up review once I have used it multiple times and have more of an idea of how it works over multiple uses.

This toy first appealed to me because of the wireless remote control which can be activated even from across a crowded room. My mind raced with the possibilities of discreet public teasing play that awaited me. I loved the thought of knowing that someone else would hold the ability to turn on the vibrator snugly resting against my clit with just a simple flick of a switch and that it may come at any time.

The butterfly vibrator itself holds the (two AAA) batteries at the top and the small bullet vibrator at the bottom. The design allows the purple jelly butterfly to rest snugly over the pubic mound and is comfortable and soft to wear, even for multiple hours. The bottom of the butterfly (where the bullet vibrator is encased) is easily positioned against the clitoris, the g-string style strap holding it perfectly in place. The straps are black elastic, easily adjusted, and comfortable for hips even up to 50” or more.

The adjustability of the straps allows for the right amount of tightness so that it will not shift too much when walking, dancing, or otherwise moving. The negative to the g-string style, however, is that it makes penetrative sex difficult, as moving the strap to the side can result in losing the bullet from direct clitoral stimulation. It can be done, but not without some effort.

The remote control takes a 12V battery which can be difficult to find, but not impossible, and has a red light that comes on when the switch is on. Wearing out the batteries can happen easily if not attended to, so I like to keep the batteries out of the remote when not in use.

This toy is definitely made for public play: it will stay in place easily despite movement, it has wonderful vibrations and a very quiet buzz, and the wireless remote control can be activated as far as 20 feet away by a partner or within your own pocket for discreet solo play. It is amazing to go out alone, with a lover, or with friends while knowing that you have a bullet tucked against your clit. Private play is enhanced as well, since the toy is completely hands-free and the vibration is strong it can be a wonderful way to get off.

The first time I wore it out with the remote in my partner’s pocket the toy more than paid for itself.