Hi there folks, guest reviewer Onyx back to review the Tenga Squeeze Play courtesy of Babeland.

I will start off by admitting that I am far from an expert on jack off toys or male masturbators. This toy is only the second one I have ever used and so my basis for comparison might seem slim at best. That being said I’m all about new experiences and was very excited when Scarlet mentioned we’d be getting one to try out.

To get some technical info out of the way: The Tenga Squeeze Play is made to be a pre-lubricated one-time disposable toy. If you plan on using it more than once you will need to use a condom since you will not be able to properly clean and sanitize the semi-porous TPE insert itself if you go bareback.

The outer design of the Squeeze Play is very discreet and almost reminds me of a somewhat large lotion bottle. It seems designed as something you can easily pack in your luggage without worrying others might see it and immediately realizing what it is, unless they’re fellow Tenga enthusiasts of course.

The Tenga Squeeze Play differs from many other Tenga products in that the outer shell is made of fairly soft and pliable ABS plastic which allows you to squeeze it to adjust the tightness of the sleeve so to speak. More importantly squeezing it allows air to be pushed out of the tiny hole at the top of the toy which you can then cover with a thumb or finger while releasing the squeeze to create a truly amazing suction effect. This vacuum suction creates what can only be described as an exquisitely pleasurable sensation that has to be experienced to be believed.

But as pleasurable as I found the suction effect, it is only one of the many sensation-inducing features of the Tenga Squeeze Play. The inner sleeve has been designed by what I can only assume to be some of the finest minds of pleasure engineering. A delightful combination of ridges, nubs and pre-applied lubrication all combine to make this an experience your cock is not likely to forget.

I would caution anyone using this toy for the first time to go slow and really take the time to experience all the different sensations that can be experienced by changing things such as suction level, tightness of grip, pumping, rotating and otherwise manipulate the toy for maximum pleasure. The geek in me just loves the diagram above showing all the wonderful design features the Squeeze Play offers.

My only regret with this toy is its disposable nature. It’s definitely a product I want to try out again and again and I would love to get the similar Tenga product designed to be reusable. Part of me just feels bad about disposing of such a pleasure-inducing product and while each toy is relatively inexpensive, stocking up on them so you always have one ready for that special self-love occasion could get costly pretty quick. So while I definitely recommend this wonderful toy and urge all you guys to go try one, I hope the keen engineers at Tenga take this to the next level and design a version that can be used over and over again.

Thank you so much Babeland for giving me the chance to get to know the delightful Tenga Squeeze Play.

PS: For those of you concerned about the environmental impact of such disposable toys, please note that Tenga products are made from all recycled plastics, which should hopefully alleviate some of your concerns.

Name: Squeeze Play

Manufacturer: Tenga

Type: Jack Off Toy

Material: ABS Plastic and TPE

Dimensions: 7 inches by 2 1/2 inches

Lube Ingredients: Water, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyl Ethyl Cellulose, Sodium Polyacrylate, Phenoxyethanol, IPBC, Paraben

Rating: 4 Lotuses (out of 5) – Very Good & Highly Recommended

Hi there, guest reviewer Onyx here with my first solo sex toy review!

Today I will be reviewing the Rude Boy prostate massager, courtesy of Tabu Toys.

First let’s get the boring technical details out of the way so we can boldly dive into all the great reasons why every guy on the planet should own one of these amazing toys.

The Rude Boy is a high quality toy, made from phthalate free medical grade silicone. It is therefore hypo-allergenic and non-porous and can be boiled to sterilize it provided you remove the vibrating bullet first of course. As with most silicone toys you should use water-based lubricants, and avoid using silicone based lubes as they may have adverse effects on the toy itself.

The Rude Boy is an insertable prostate massager that is designed to stimulate both the prostate and perineum simultaneously. The shaft is inserted in the anus, while the nubby base is pressed against the perineum. It has a simple press-button that activates the vibrating bullet in the base and the vibrations travel easily to the end of the toy causing what I found to be an amazing degree of stimulation.

Prostate stimulation is something relatively new to me, but something I am rapidly becoming addicted to. This is my first time using a vibrating prostate massager and all I can say is WOW! The dual stimulation provided by the tip and base were intensely pleasurable and it seemed to hit my P-spot just right. Combined with stimulation of the penis this has led to some of the best orgasms I have ever had. The toy is a very nice size and even anal beginners should find it comfortable with the right amount of lube, the soft silicone and the superb design makes the insertion very smooth and pleasant.

Personally I prefer to insert the toy and kind of leave it in place, just focusing on the vibration instead of moving it in and out, but that might be different from others. One caveat is that due to the non-bulbous design it may slip out rather easily, so you might want to use one hand to hold it in place, or let a partner do that for you. The plus side of this is that you also use this hand to press the base more firmly against the perineum, creating an even more intense stimulation. The downside is that it makes it hard to keep the toy in while fucking unless your partner is on top.

One of the many downsides of the widespread homophobia in our society is that many men seem to have an irrational fear of receiving any kind of anal stimulation or penetration. To them I would say that they have no idea what they’re missing out on with toys such as the rude boy and strongly encourage them to banish their fear and allow themselves to experience the mind-blowing pleasure it can bring.

Thank you so much Tabu Toys sex toys for letting me review the amazing Rude Boy!

Name: Rude Boy

Type: Anal Toy & Prostate Massager

Manufacturer: Rocks Off Limited

Material: Silicone

Charge: Watch Batteries (in a detachable bullet)

Length: 6 inches (insertable)
Width: 1 inch (diameter)
Girth: 3 1/2 inches (around)

Waterproof: Yes

Rating: 5 Lotuses (out of 5) – Exceptional & Recommended to Everyone Without Question